Your imperfections are good for you! Nine aphorisms by Daniel Gould

#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world;

#8 Life is sexually transmitted;

#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die;

#6 Men have two motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can’t keep them apart. If you see a gleam in a man's eyes, make him a sandwich;

#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years;

#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing;

#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism;

#2 In the 60’s people took Acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal;

#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.

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